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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:14
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Lighter than normal WWDC expected without significant Apple Intelligence uprgrades - AppleInsider
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Kidney health and Restless Legs Syndrome explained: Symptoms, causes, and cure - Times of India
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are white women so hard to date?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
How can I easily get rid of my writers block?
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
NASA’s Chandra Sees Surprisingly Strong Black Hole Jet at Cosmic “Noon” - NASA (.gov)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Alex Cora reacts to Boston Red Sox trading Rafael Devers, what went wrong - MassLive
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
If you got to make your own K-pop year-end awards show for 2024, who would win?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds